An eagle swooped down and stole this man's fish and stripped his reel of all his line.
Always be careful where you park. You never know when the earth feels like having a snack.
This chick ties a dock line knot like a boss!
An electric company uses a DetCord to remove a tree that has fallen on some power lines.
A high tension wire arcs and explodes.
Feel like arguing with someone? Call the gangster party line.
Don't try to figure out women because you never will.