A woman had a bunch of lighter fluid cylinders inside her car which somehow ignited, sending her windshield flying.
He should have just waited for it to turn green.
A runaway truck plows through an intersection. It don't look good...
Perfect time for a power nap.
In the rare case that you ever get stranded with only a battery and some steel wool.
Unless you want to lose a hand.
Gonna need a new arm for that railroad light.
This guy was having a conference call when all of a sudden...
If I give you this Bud Light, are you up for whatever happens tonight?