PRO TIP: Don't use a lighter to check for a gas leak.
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
He should have just waited for it to turn green.
Last firework he'll ever see.
The same guy who did the crazy Slayer Christmas Light Show as well as the...
For when you don't have a lighter.
It sucks to have to lose your wrestling match because the sky is falling.
There are better ways to pierce your ears.