He was watching football when he ran out of beer.
All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.
Laziness has been brought to an all new level. Where can I get myself one!?
Even our soldiers in Iraq can find ways to KillSomeTime. Check out the really good rap. Lazy Ramadi