He was watching football when he ran out of beer.
Laziness has been brought to an all new level. Where can I get myself one!?
All aboard the fat train. If your fat, lazy, and don't feel like walking then hitch a ride on the fat train.
This mail carrier needlessly drives on a customer's lawn to deliver a small package. She'll be fired soon!
Even our soldiers in Iraq can find ways to KillSomeTime. Check out the really good rap. Lazy Ramadi
For when you are feeling lazy and don't want to mow the lawn.
Only in lazy, overweight America. They must be on their way to McDonald's.