The first rule of fight club....
Did he use excessive force? You be the judge.
That kid just got checked into next week.
Both fighters perform a spin kick at the same time, unfortunately only one will come out on top.
Picked the wrong girl to backhand...
Why do drunk people like to punch each other in the face?
Dude just got owned. Now he's counting sheep.
Someone didn't follow the rule of Slaps Only!!!
Sometimes you just gotta knock out your neighbor.