Soccer star or basketball star?
Mom sprayed a little too much in her mouth!
So this kid rubs icy hot on his balls, eats a ghost chilly, gets kicked in the nuts, pepper sprayed in the eyes, shot with 3 paintball guns, and finally tasered.
She wants to win the Easter egg hunt at all costs!
Any kid that comes across a dead tree in the forest will always try to knock it over. He just gets unlucky.
This has parenting fail written all over it.
Stuffed by the rim and crushes little kid.