Soccer star or basketball star?
Don't waste your money going to amusement parks. Just build them in your backyard.
Someone needs to jam a bar of soap in this kid's mouth.
He took the corner a little to fast.
Mom sprayed a little too much in her mouth!
Any kid that comes across a dead tree in the forest will always try to knock it over. He just gets unlucky.
So this kid rubs icy hot on his balls, eats a ghost chilly, gets kicked in the nuts, pepper sprayed in the eyes, shot with 3 paintball guns, and finally tasered.
Mom and dad decided to check on him with the baby monitor app and this is what they saw.