Instead of looking like a tough guy, you now look like a pussy to the whole internet. Grats...
Great way to troll your kids.
This is why I love the internet. WTF
The NFL record is 63 yards...
Did they sprinkle in some ambien or something?
That's not what mom had in mind.
Soccer star or basketball star?
Stuffed by the rim and crushes little kid.
You couldn't find something else to eat dude?