That's what happens when you stand too close to the tracks!
Did you really think that was going to work?
Check out this nifty trick kick a high school football player pulls off.
The NFL record is 63 yards...
Things start to go bad for him once he whips out his ninja skills.
This guy got what he deserved. If someone burned you with hot iron I bet you would kick them too.
This is what happens when you stand behind a horse and slap its ass.
So that's how you become a ninja?
Here's a Pro Tip in case you ever find yourself with an AK pointed at you.
Where the f*ck did he come from?!