You couldn't pay me enough to do this job!
What could possibly go wrong?
Fall asleep on the job in this country and you'll get dumped into the...
And you thought your job was bad...
You are supposed to look both ways before crossing the street.
For when you don't have a lighter.
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
These guys have to climb 1768 feet up a tower to change a light bulb....
I think I used to have matchbox cars that did that!
If not for that hard hat he would probably be dead!