This is the very reason why the internet was invented.

Fellas imagine being able to touch your girl over the internet and vice versa. Well now you can!

Microsoft Xbox Executive Don Mattrick tells the interviewer to stick with the Xbox 360 if you don't have internet connection "Stick with 360 That's your message?"

Guess who it is?! It's that pain in the ass kid who freaks out over everything. Dad grounded him and took away his internet so he flips out.

It's like "Night at the Museum" for A.D.D. students.