The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
You are supposed to use a trailer when you take your jet ski out of the lake. When you try to load it into the back of a van, you FAIL!...and almost drowned.
And the Darwin award goes to...
I just f**king shot myself!
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
These kids must be geniuses!
Well that was just incredibly brilliant...
People like this guy drive me nuts. Does he really need 20 orders of fish and chips? Enjoy your heart attack loser.