You are supposed to use a trailer when you take your jet ski out of the lake. When you try to load it into the back of a van, you FAIL!...and almost drowned.
I just f**king shot myself!
And the Darwin award goes to...
Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
These kids must be geniuses!
Well that was just incredibly brilliant...
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
People like this guy drive me nuts. Does he really need 20 orders of fish and chips? Enjoy your heart attack loser.