Bottle: 1, Drunk Idiot: 0
Those are some great friends to let their drunk buddy jump through a glass window.
Go leap off a tall building now...
Crazy Russian tries to jump under a tanker's tires.
People like this guy drive me nuts. Does he really need 20 orders of fish and chips? Enjoy your heart attack loser.
He needed a haircut anyway.
She gets our idiot award for the day.
This idiot enjoys what is probably his last drink ever...
It was the last drink he ever had...
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.