The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.
He can't figure out what's wrong with his new generator. It's too late now!
The mind of an idiot has no bounds.
Don't light a match to look inside your gas tank...
Idiot Tapes Firecrackers To His Lips, And the Darwin award goes to...
He's going to need a hospital.
Cardboard boxes wont help if the driver runs you over.
It's a good rule of thumb to NOT stand on what you're demoing.