This has the potential to go wrong in so many ways.
If you were looking for a good way to get kicked off the team, this should do it.
He needed a haircut anyway.
During a high school football game some drunk asshole took the field and disrupted play. The football dads took matters into their own hands!
Clear out of the way, a couple idiots want the floor.
The avalanche was a lot bigger then they anticipated!
That did not go as planned. FAIL
Usually women and cars don't mix. Add to the fact that she's a blonde and watch out!
The guy was hammered. Don't drink and drive.
Not the smartest guy in the world that's for sure.