It was the last drink he ever had...
She was no match for a giant killer wave heading right at her. You're supposed to get your ass out of there, not stop and try playing in it.
Every wedding has one of these guys.
This is what happens with you screw around with a pissed off bull.
I present to you the world's worst dad!!! The mom isn't so bright either. When you shut the door, it turns on...
The motorcycle was a bit more powerful then he thought.
I just f**king shot myself!