The mind of an idiot has no bounds.
The motorcycle was a bit more powerful then he thought.
Dumbest criminal on the planet.
Well that was just incredibly brilliant...
Those are some great friends to let their drunk buddy jump through a glass window.
This black woman won't shut up and keeps adding days onto her sentence for being in contempt of court.
What more did you expect from getting shot with a huge blow dart?
The main reason why fireworks are mean't for outside.