Thank Santa for your lucky ass this season.
It's so cold there you can see the soap bubble start to freeze.
Every winter their dad builds them a huge hockey rink in the back yard.
Just give me my ice cream already!
That did not go as planned. FAIL
If you plan on dancing in traffic then you better expect to get hit by a car or an Ice Cream Truck!
Bambi is saved by a couple good Samaritans.
That's a lot of frigging teddy bears!