Thank Santa for your lucky ass this season.
Someone explain to me how in the hell this is even possible.
It's so cold there you can see the soap bubble start to freeze.
Every winter their dad builds them a huge hockey rink in the back yard.
Huge sheets of ice slide of a roof in Dallas, Texas.
Just give me my ice cream already!
That did not go as planned. FAIL
This is quite impressive. Bet you can't do that!