I can't imagine why this guy is obese.
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.
Dude's forehead just opened up. He'll need a handful of stitches for that one!
Boom, going to need a new rim now.
Whaaaa? I could hang out with this goat all day long!
Wow, you don't realize how big it really is until he pulls it though that small hole in the ice.
After holding in all his farts on a date with a new girl, this guy lets them rip when he gets home.
This is how rednecks drain their pool for the year.
I bet you'll never guess.
Probably should have staked it down.