That's one way of putting the boat down.
It was either that or get rolled over. He must be sore after that landing.
Just when they think they landed a huge swordfish the FAHKING sharks attack!!!
Boom, going to need a new rim now.
Look at the size of this zit. Look at all the shit that comes out of it!
That must be the largest mouth I have ever seen.
Her boyfriend totally freaks out!
Better call your insurance company because you're going to need a new roof and a new car.
OH NO Mom, am I gonna die? I got rabies!!!
A huge civilian cargo plane just crashed at Bagram Air Field in Afghanistan.