I can't imagine why this guy is obese.
A huge explosion occurred at a gas station in Russia.
Look at the size of this zit. Look at all the shit that comes out of it!
Wow, that was better then I was expecting.
Now those would make some tasty frogs legs!
Probably should have staked it down.
This kid got a cyst in his back and didnt take care of it properly. Now he...
Did the captain fall asleep?
That's one giant game of pinball.
Wow, you don't realize how big it really is until he pulls it though that...