She waited forever for a pony now she wont ever ride it again.
The dismount could have been a little better. I give it a 6 out of 10.
Getting drunk and trying to ride a horse is not a good idea. Friends don't let friends drink and ride.
Women can't drive anything...
This guy got what he deserved. If someone burned you with hot iron I bet you would kick them too.
He's just trying to have a snack.
This Horse Race explains what marriage is all about.
A horse farts right on some dudes head.