All you Karate Kids watch out, Jackie Chan is on a rampage!
Shut that damn thing off!
This girl is a rebel. Look at what she did to piss off her father who she hates.
The dog doesn't like his owner's new Christmas present.
The town got some subliminal messages put into its Christmas lights.
Guess he doesn't like his birthday present. He liked his old bike better!
Wanna go for a walk? I mean have a bath. Tease!
Don't try to vacuum the rug when daisy is around.
This cat can not bear to listen to one more second of Justin Beiber so it takes matters into its own paws.
Kanye West says on national television that Bush Hates Black People. Look at the expression on Mike Myers face after he says that. This was during a hurricane katrina relief special.