Next time don't go out boozing the night before if you're going to be hang gliding the next day.
Do not attempt this prank! Very Dangerous! We are trained idiots!
That's how you get clotheslined in epic fashion.
That dog wants up in the attic!
All you have to do is believe!
That must be some insane super glue!
Forget about planking. Batmanning is the new craze sweeping the internet.
William Hung was the original horrible American Idol contestant.