The gun jams or the assailant has no idea how to use a gun. Either way, the speaker was the luckiest person in the world that day.
Gun safety rule number one: Don't look down the barrel of a gun.
This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine...
This is the paintball battle to end all paintball battles. EPIC!
Johnny Knoxville is skilled with a dildo.
Here's a Pro Tip in case you ever find yourself with an AK pointed at you.
Boom, headshot! You can hear the ricocheted bullet coming back at him. Luckily it hit him in the ear protection and not the face.
He somehow manages to hurt his nuts in the process.
If one of these guys was standing a little closer they would be all done.