Is electricity and lasers supposed to shoot out of the holes in your face?
One of these times he wont be able to get his eyeballs back into his head.
This dude has a god damn worm in his eye!
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.
Never shower on an empty stomach.
This skinny freak was either 900lbs or is part alien.
This chick just got owned by her lizard on the internet.
You might want to think twice before going to the next Golden Corral!!! GROSS
Looks like this guy's nerves got the best of him.