Moral of the story: Pick up your dog's poop.
You couldn't find something else to eat dude?
This skinny freak was either 900lbs or is part alien.
Dude has some serious gas after his colonoscopy.
Perhaps you should clean your ears more then once a year...
And this is what happens when you mess with fireworks.
HOLY SH*T!!! Make sure you didn't eat before watching this.
This has got to be the biggest most disgusting zit ever.
Next time your in Japan ask for The Dancing Squid at a seafood restaurant...