This guy uses magic to hook up with chicks!
A guy and his kid happened to come upon a woman high on speed at the grocery store.
Just giving her a helping hand.
She sure knows how to work that machine.
An out of control drunk girl at Oktoberfest fights some guy and almost bites his lip off. Crazy!
This chick is wacked out on wisdom teeth drugs.
Here's a giant compilation of all the best GIRL fails of 2013.
Someone forgot to tell her the honeymoon isn't until after the wedding.
Even the demons inside her couldn't help her win.
I would say she is pretty close...