Whatever team you play for...
It's better to check in person because you never know!
She waited forever for a pony now she wont ever ride it again.
Chick slips off the brake pedal and slams into a convenient store.
This is why you don't try to make out with Parrot's.
Someone forgot to shut the blinds!
Don't go near your pet deer when he's feeling horny!
You'll never believe what that model used to look like!!!
You can make the average looking woman into a stunning model using Photoshop.
You definitely chose wrong buddy!