Be careful playing a game with that old man referee because you might feel something where it shouldn't be.
There is one word that really sets this guy off...
I would say she is pretty close...
Typical woman driver. Just let the car take off...
EPIC ALERT - All first dates should be like this.
Paraplegics can have some fun too ya know!
WTF, her favorite popsicle flavor is dick...lol
What's better then a hot chick? A hot chick with hula hoop skills!
These guys get a surprise when they try to give the hot girl's thong back.
Someone forgot to tell her the honeymoon isn't until after the wedding.