Someone better teach this kid how the world works.
From the looks of it, those aren't the only balls she'll be playing with...
Why didn't you jump?! Now you have broken feet.
She actually knocks herself out for a few seconds.
Not only did he spill his drink but he took out his buddy too.
Could be a drunk psycho or a chance to get laid?
And she gets bitten. What did you think would happen?
Not exactly what he had in mind. Wait for it...