Why didn't you jump?! Now you have broken feet.
Waving back is the polite thing to do.
This dude is about as smooth as sandpaper.
She actually knocks herself out for a few seconds.
Not only did he spill his drink but he took out his buddy too.
Wife Caught Cheating & The Guy Makes His Escape, Wait for it...
Could be a drunk psycho or a chance to get laid?
And she gets bitten. What did you think would happen?
Not exactly what he had in mind. Wait for it...