If that don't get your attention I don't know what will. He wont be needing his morning coffee today!
Don't fall asleep at the controls.
Next time cut holes so you can see.
The elusive and rarely seen giant squid has been caught on video almost a mile below the ocean surface.
Exercise balls are for wimps, giant soccer balls work better.
At least he held on to the ring!
Damn, thats a huge f*ckin rat!
That looks like a giant pecker, wait that's not a woodpecker...
Thankfully some para glider pilots rescued this bird and he's still flying somewhere today.