Gotta love those damn Russians.
Don't light a match to look inside your gas tank...
Next time inform your partner when you plan on making your get away.
Just when you thought woman drivers couldn't get any stupider...
Don't overflow your gas tank!
How do women constantly do this?
Watching someone pump gas has never been so good!
Unless you want to come out to a missing car.
While you're there I would grab a bunch of scratch tickets because you got lucky my man!