Its so cold here, the waves are freezing on shore.
That did not go as planned. FAIL
What kind of magic is this?
The fishy gets a fast deep freeze and then lives to swim another day.
What the hell is going on in Michigan?
I'm sure by now you have all seen what happens to boiling water when you throw it in the air at below freezing temperatures. What do you think would happen when you pee?
Make sure you check how thick the ice is before trying to dive through it!
It's so cold there you can see the soap bubble start to freeze.
This is something you would find your kids doing, not dad...lol
Another idiot playing thin ice gets dunked.