Not even if he was the first man on Earth.
A couple guys play a prank on their friend with a wooden spoon.
You can thank your friends for making a video while you were passed out with a bottle of booze taped to your chest and posting it on KillSomeTime.com
You can always count on best friends. Especially on your wedding day. This is a good way to start off a marriage!
Jack Black Calls Old Friend