Not the smartest guy in the world that's for sure.
Mom is allowed to have a little fun on Mothers Day.
They were just trying to enjoy a quick snack.
Last time I checked you were supposed to use a wooden stick to break a pinata. Luckily for the onlooker this kid was only using bread.
Every morning should start off with a well balanced meal and Bacon Strips!
That will be the last lemon he ever eats.
When life gives you lemons, puke the lemons out!
Her boyfriend gets revenge by exploding a gallon of milk in her face.
Next time your toast gets stuck you might want to think twice about using that knife to get it out. Wait for it...
Sorry goat, you are lower on the food chain.