This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
Never shower on an empty stomach.
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
Is he ever going to get his ice cream?
Instead of out fighting criminals Batman robs a Taco Bell for some food.
When your hotdog taste like wood, who you gonna call?
That's a quick way to feed hundreds of hungry monkeys!
Oh no! Oh no...I think the dad is more devastated then his son.
I'll remember that the next time my phone starts acting funny.
This is pretty cool. I'm definitely going to try this!