The snake is having his last meal.
This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
Instead of out fighting criminals Batman robs a Taco Bell for some food.
I bet you don't love peanut butter and jelly as much as this guy does!
Throw away your peeler because you wont need it any longer.
That's a quick way to feed hundreds of hungry monkeys!
I'll remember that the next time my phone starts acting funny.
Never shower on an empty stomach.