There is nothing left in the fridge after he is done his ninja raid.
Get that crap away from me! I want the real stuff!
Here's a funny Doritos commercial made my a fan.
Hot Dogs wrapped in hot dogs surrounded by hot dogs covered in bacon. A heart attack on a plate.
The drive thru attendants are hearing voices.
How would you react if a skeleton pulled up to the drive thru?
This guy enjoys every last kernel of his popcorn.
The 5 second rule does not apply to this dude.
This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
It's a miracle that he didn't drop a single slice on the ground!