This dude is so wasted he eats his napkin like it was a piece of food and doesn't even know.
Anyone want to explain how in the f*ck?
For when you need to eat in a rush...
That dude knows how to put on a tasty show!
Ordering Sonic fast food like a boss!!!
Just give me my ice cream already!
It's a basic human desire to destroy an OREO cookie with a pump action gun. Some men simply love neither cookie nor creme, so sometimes a man just needs to invent a badass gun to do the hard work of shooting the two from a powerful homemade weapon.
I bet you don't love peanut butter and jelly as much as this guy does!
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.