Well that worked because now I want a pizza amongst other things...lol
His buddy smashed him with an egg earlier in the week so when he came over for a haircut he was in for a surprise.
Are they raising Piranha in those pools?
Parts of the Paula Deen apology that you didn't see.
Is he ever going to get his ice cream?
When your hotdog taste like wood, who you gonna call?
WTF, I would have spit it in her face.
Next time your toast gets stuck you might want to think twice about using that knife to get it out. Wait for it...
This boxer goes crazy over a lime.
That will be the last lemon he ever eats.