Never shower on an empty stomach.
It's like a giant tongue!
Throw away your peeler because you wont need it any longer.
A a junkie gets his daily pancake fix.
Don't drink and slice watermelon kids...
He would get them himself but he don't have thumbs.
Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!
He wants food and he wants it now!
How do you pass out with a chicken nugget in your mouth?