When your hotdog taste like wood, who you gonna call?
WTF, I would have spit it in her face.
Next time your toast gets stuck you might want to think twice about using that knife to get it out. Wait for it...
This boxer goes crazy over a lime.
That will be the last lemon he ever eats.
Did he really think he could chug a bottle of ranch dressing? FAIL
I can't imagine why this guy is obese.
This might be the happiest guy on the planet.
Mind = Blown. Wait for it...
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.