I can't imagine why this guy is obese.
This might be the happiest guy on the planet.
Mind = Blown. Wait for it...
This guy must be a direct descendant of Jabba the Hutt. Maybe he should stop eating for a while.
WTF! Why would anyone eat that random crap. Oh I know, to look like a fool on the internet.
Mom is allowed to have a little fun on Mothers Day.
Someone needs to jam a bar of soap in this kid's mouth.
How do you pass out with a chicken nugget in your mouth?
I bet you don't love peanut butter and jelly as much as this guy does!
Good thing he's wearing those chain mail gloves!