He lacks the necessary ninja skills to pull this off.
Damn that was a hard landing. It was a good run up till then.
That's one way to knock the breath out of yourself.
Cows should wear seat belts in Russia.
Check out this painful clip somebody uploaded this morning!
Hit me motherf**ker! She eventually got what she wanted.
For 5 bucks this guy will do a front flip for you.
How many rotations was that?