An eagle swooped down and stole this man's fish and stripped his reel of all his line.
Scissors don't exist in the Amazon so the locals just use Piranhas.
That's what you get for trying to poop on him.
"My Golden Retriever/Boxer mix Stripe has become quite the fisher-dog. Today, he hit the mother load and I was fortunate enough to have the camera rolling..."
That's like jumping in the bathtub with a toaster.
That's what happens when you spear fish in the ocean off of South Africa.
No goldfish were harmed in the making of this prank. However, they did die of natural causes as all goldfish do. Just kidding...
Not sure he even felt it.
These fish are almost never seen and are usually at depths of a mile or more beneath the ocean. WTF is it doing at a Mexican beach?