Scissors don't exist in the Amazon so the locals just use Piranhas.
That's what you get for trying to poop on him.
"My Golden Retriever/Boxer mix Stripe has become quite the fisher-dog. Today, he hit the mother load and I was fortunate enough to have the camera rolling..."
That's like jumping in the bathtub with a toaster.
That's what happens when you spear fish in the ocean off of South Africa.
No goldfish were harmed in the making of this prank. However, they did die of natural causes as all goldfish do. Just kidding...
Not sure he even felt it.
Jumping out of a helicopter and catching a marlin with your bare hands like a boss!!!